1. "Dude, you just shit your pants."
"Ah, tidwell!"

2. "You can't steal my catchphrase, man. That's totally horbawrong."
"Pfft. I just did. Deal with it, bitch."
"TIDWELL!"

Tidwell by jordancg August 5, 2008

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Tidwell

The act of failing at an attempt to get pussy.

The guy totally Tidwell'd himself when he said he was a Redskins fan.

Tidwell by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Tidwell

(v) To follow through on a plan before thinking it through. Also, to repeatedly make dumb choices.

Wow, you totally Tidwelled man. I mean it's bad enough to do drugs in public, but to do it at school in front of your teacher?!

Tidwell by N. of G. August 5, 2008

Tidwell Trio Trucking Co.

A professional tow-truck company that specializes in hauling antique Chevrolets back to Hammer Down Town. The company is also known for hauling Fords across the scales, ole son. The Big Show is cool. You’d know if you seen it.

1. “Y’all ever met them Murphy boys that operate Tidwell Trio Trucking Co?”
2. “If you get a chance, go check out Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. in Hammer Down Town.”
3. “The Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. is located and operated in Tidwell Tx-ass (aka Hammer Down Town) by Kenny Metal Murphy and Sons, ole son. Get sum!”

Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. by McMurph101 September 11, 2021

tidwell

a bumb on the street who gives advice

Tidwell was by 49th and Lennox

tidwell by coldspringz_ogg@yahoo.com July 23, 2008

Tidwell

Where the teachers fuck the students and sell drugs. Where all of the people are obsessed with smoking. Everyone is depressed and fake. Everyone in tidwell gets a new boy or girl friend every other week.

Oh shit dude that teacher totally tidwelled that one kid

Tidwell by Skskskskkskkskskskskskksks April 10, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026