tiddydick

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A certain someone earned this name for unknown reasons

People at the gym call me Tiddydick... (awkward silence ensues)

tiddydick by notkatie55555555 May 24, 2016

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tinydickus

A tinydickus is a microscopic dick.

GIRL 1: WOw is that Patrik I heard that he had a tinydickus.
GIRL 2: Really well that must be true if you say so.

tinydickus by anonymous January 25, 2022

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tittydick

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.

Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.

tittydick by poopisscunt May 11, 2011

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Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).

Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

Tittydicking by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010

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tittydickslap

when a tranny slaps with her titties and then proceeds to slap with his/herdick

"that tranny tittydickslapped me when i pulled her pubs"

tittydickslap by rriot May 18, 2007

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Titydick

A dick that doesn't stay hard during sex

I hate when a guy has a titydick

Titydick by Elmo8772867 October 22, 2009

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tiddywickle

The outer layer of the popcorn kernel that always seems to find its way in between your teeth.

Damn I hate when the tiddywickles get stuck in my teeth!

tiddywickle by Frenchtoastwithboobies69 June 4, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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