tiddydick

A certain someone earned this name for unknown reasons

People at the gym call me Tiddydick... (awkward silence ensues)

by notkatie55555555 May 24, 2016

tinydickus

A tinydickus is a microscopic dick.

GIRL 1: WOw is that Patrik I heard that he had a tinydickus.
GIRL 2: Really well that must be true if you say so.

by anonymous January 25, 2022

tittydick

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.

Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.

by poopisscunt May 11, 2011

Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).

Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010

tittydickslap

when a tranny slaps with her titties and then proceeds to slap with his/herdick

"that tranny tittydickslapped me when i pulled her pubs"

by rriot May 18, 2007

Titydick

A dick that doesn't stay hard during sex

I hate when a guy has a titydick

by Elmo8772867 October 22, 2009

tiddywickle

The outer layer of the popcorn kernel that always seems to find its way in between your teeth.

Damn I hate when the tiddywickles get stuck in my teeth!

by Frenchtoastwithboobies69 June 4, 2020