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tinydickus 

A tinydickus is a microscopic dick.
GIRL 1: WOw is that Patrik I heard that he had a tinydickus.
GIRL 2: Really well that must be true if you say so.
tinydickus by anonymous January 25, 2022

tittydick 

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
tittydick by poopisscunt May 11, 2011

Tittydicking 

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).
Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

tittydickslap 

when a tranny slaps with her titties and then proceeds to slap with his/herdick
"that tranny tittydickslapped me when i pulled her pubs"
tittydickslap by rriot May 18, 2007

Titydick 

A dick that doesn't stay hard during sex
I hate when a guy has a titydick
Titydick by Elmo8772867 October 22, 2009

tiddywickle 

The outer layer of the popcorn kernel that always seems to find its way in between your teeth.
Damn I hate when the tiddywickles get stuck in my teeth!