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The cunts who check if your myki card is scanned in Victoria, Melbourne.
A: That fucking ticketo gave me another fine, fucking cunt
B: VB shrimp on barbie, flipflops, etc
ticketo by 69morelikeLL February 28, 2024
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ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.
ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013

ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

Cubs Tickets 

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".
Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.
Cubs Tickets by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Tickety-boo 

That is just tickety-boo.
Tickety-boo by Dartistic June 16, 2018

ticket proof 

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.

That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.
ticket proof by warnhubb September 23, 2006
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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