Dummy Thiccums is when a person has an
ass so
yummy and juicy that you instinctively
jizz your pants when you see it
It can also describe anything amazing
Obama: “Damn Bill your
ass is looking extra dummy thiccums today”
Bill Clinton: “Thanks Barack, want to hear the
clap of my ass cheeks?”
Obama: “Sure...”
*clap clap
clap*