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fuck thyself 

A Shakesperian way of saying "fuck you".
- hey girls ! give me the rope...
- fuck thyself !
fuck thyself by Faussaire January 16, 2008

kill thyself

1. How intellectuals tell people to kill themselves.

2. A more fancy way of saying kill yourself.
1. Normal person: "Just because you watch Rick and Morty doesn't mean you're an intellect."
Intellectual: "Kill thyself."
Normal person: "Just say kill yourself, idiot."
Intellectual: "Us intellectuals don't use imbecilic phrases like you low-IQ morons."

2. Rich guy's friend: "Wow, your place really sucks, actually. I was expecting something more fancy.
Rich guy: "Kill thyself."
kill thyself by Dapperfoxx May 9, 2018

Go fucketh thyself 

Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.
Go fucketh thyself by mikgriffen March 23, 2021

PREPARE THYSELF

(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.
"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"
PREPARE THYSELF by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023

Physician, heal thyself

A Biblical quote suggesting to take care of one's own faults and not just correct those of others.
- I think you need to lose weight, read some good books, and pay more attention to your girlfriend,
- Physician, heal thyself.
Physician, heal thyself by Frooster January 21, 2008

Calm Thyself 

A phrase created by the Youtuber/Twitch streamer, TerryTV. It is generally used towards someone who is acting a little crazy, over the top, extra, or simply just really hyper. Basically telling someone to calm down. Can be used in other situations where one should "chill out". It's used in a playful way.
Person 1: Omg I think my neighbor is stalking me.
Person 2: Calm thyself, he's just saying hello.

Person 1: I think my teacher saw me cheating on my test!

Person 2: Calm thyself, he was looking at his computer the whole time.

Person 1: I am so hot
Person 2: *laughs* calm thyself
Calm Thyself by LetsWatchTheRain August 3, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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