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fuck thyself
fuck thyself by Faussaire January 16, 2008
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kill thyself
1. Normal person: "Just because you watch Rick and Morty doesn't mean you're an intellect."
Intellectual: "Kill thyself."
Normal person: "Just say kill yourself, idiot."
Intellectual: "Us intellectuals don't use imbecilic phrases like you low-IQ morons."
2. Rich guy's friend: "Wow, your place really sucks, actually. I was expecting something more fancy.
Rich guy: "Kill thyself."
Intellectual: "Kill thyself."
Normal person: "Just say kill yourself, idiot."
Intellectual: "Us intellectuals don't use imbecilic phrases like you low-IQ morons."
2. Rich guy's friend: "Wow, your place really sucks, actually. I was expecting something more fancy.
Rich guy: "Kill thyself."
kill thyself by Dapperfoxx May 9, 2018
Go fucketh thyself
Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.
(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.
(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.
Go fucketh thyself by mikgriffen March 23, 2021
PREPARE THYSELF
"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"
PREPARE THYSELF by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023
Physician, heal thyself
- I think you need to lose weight, read some good books, and pay more attention to your girlfriend,
- Physician, heal thyself.
- Physician, heal thyself.
Physician, heal thyself by Frooster January 21, 2008
Calm Thyself
A phrase created by the Youtuber/Twitch streamer, TerryTV. It is generally used towards someone who is acting a little crazy, over the top, extra, or simply just really hyper. Basically telling someone to calm down. Can be used in other situations where one should "chill out". It's used in a playful way.
Person 1: Omg I think my neighbor is stalking me.
Person 2: Calm thyself, he's just saying hello.
Person 1: I think my teacher saw me cheating on my test!
Person 2: Calm thyself, he was looking at his computer the whole time.
Person 1: I am so hot
Person 2: *laughs* calm thyself
Person 2: Calm thyself, he's just saying hello.
Person 1: I think my teacher saw me cheating on my test!
Person 2: Calm thyself, he was looking at his computer the whole time.
Person 1: I am so hot
Person 2: *laughs* calm thyself
Calm Thyself by LetsWatchTheRain August 3, 2020
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