thylan

dumb asf lmao
born to be homo
stickman

Guy: yo see that guy over there? his name is thylan!
guy2: lmao he must be gay as fuck
Guy: lol true

by Thailand22321 January 8, 2019

Thylan

literally gay

thylan gay asf

by Thailand22321 January 8, 2019

Taylan (the girl)

Once you let her in your life it's hard to forget her. Taylan is a very smart love able and extremely attractive. She is very athletic and good at almost every sport she plays. She has a great sense of style and taste in music sometimes she wears things only she herself can pull off. Taylan is very wild and a risk taker but she also gives great advice. Taylan is the type of friend you want to always have around she will stand by your side at all times and pick you up when you are down.

I met this fine and beautiful girl at the mall yesterday and I am positive that she is a Taylan (the girl).

by Simple_beauty101 January 30, 2015

Taylan

Taylan is funny and witty and you couldn't ask for a better friend. He'll stick by you, always make you smile, and won't abandon you. You can tell how much he likes when he can make others happy. He's really good looking and has great taste in music. He's naturally good at sports, especially lacrosse, and is really fast. He remembers inside jokes and details about you and he's definitely not easy to forget. He's got a bit of a wild side and doesn't always follow the rules, but it only makes him more fun. Taylan is the kind of friend you keep for life. 💚

"I was sad the other day so I called Taylan and he made me laugh and feel a lot better"

by 13L13 December 2, 2013

Taylan

Taylan have a very huge cock, One of The biggest in The world. Taylan is also a very cool Boy You can do a Lot of Jokes with him.

Girl: What's your Name?
Boy: Taylan.

Girl: Fuck me.

by Sabuah January 8, 2017

Thylacine

The most awesome marsupial to ever live. It had pouches on both sexes, five full toes on the front (no lame dew claw like dogs), and could jump just like a kangaroo! It had stripes on its back (from eleven to twenty one, typically). It was the best.

Sadly, when extinct in 1936 on the 7th of September due to the inaccessibility to shelter and the idiots at the Hobart Zoo.

-Hey, ma, looks, it's a Thylacine !
-No, Billy, that's just a kangaroo with but stripes.

by DingoToe January 5, 2011

Taylan

Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.

Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"

Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"

Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"

*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*

Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."

by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022