thwap thwap thwap

The sound you make when you masturbate

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by (****()) June 4, 2022

thwap

the sound that occours when Tony Danza gives you a giant cock slap on your forhead

THWAP! you just got owned by tony danza

by american_jesus June 18, 2004

thwap

Playful hit around the head, usually done with some sort of random object, such as a book.

Harriet gave Manda a thwap with a large tuna fish.

by Harriet---x November 22, 2006

Thwap

To rub or whack your girlfriend in the face with your penis. Preferably done unexpectedly and while an erection is present. A great way to wake them up!

Cousin of the dutch oven.

penis: thwap!

annoyed girlfriend: "why do you have to be so strange?"

by Josh V February 9, 2008

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

thwap

to be hit smack in the middle of the forehead with a rather large penis
or the sound it produces

this is gay,see;misc

by John_OB tampon March 30, 2004

Thwap

1. Noun
A hit from a vape

2. Verb
To cause a potent nicotine buzz

1. "Hey, man, can I get a thwap?"

2. "Damn bro, this thing thwaps!"

by GregoryAlanMaddux February 6, 2020