thunder-tap

To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.

"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."

by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006

Thunderfap

The art of fapping with rediculous might or strength.

I was totally engrossed in my thunderfap session when my mom walked into the room...how embarassing!

by SallieKatt May 1, 2011

Thundertard

A person whose retardation level is so far beyond regular retardation levels that it is as obvious and unquestionable as thunder.

He slapped a gorilla while wearing a sombrero and pushing a baby in a shopping cart and smoking? What a thundertard!

by Thugbug April 21, 2014

Thunderfap

When your entire body cramps up from a single masturbation session with the most glorious orgasm you've ever had.

Damn dude, I saw some shit so crazy last night I thunderfapped and spent the morning in the ICU

by Marcus Kraulter November 19, 2011

thundercap

A head piece worn when battling in Thunderdome

Put on your thundercaps everybody, we're opening Thunderdome!

by The Dr B January 25, 2007

Thundertyper

one who types obnoxiously loud or with great force

The thundertyper sitting behind me at the coffee shop needs to take out his anger on something other than his laptop.

by jquinnmiller April 5, 2011

italian thunderfap

the act of fapping so hard while playing super Mario, that it sounds like thunder

Mike: dude, what happened to your arm? did you hit the gym or something?
Mark: nope
Mike: then what?
Mark Italian thunderfap!
Mike: all day everyday!

by Dr. Dro October 7, 2013