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Thunderfap 

The art of fapping with rediculous might or strength.
I was totally engrossed in my thunderfap session when my mom walked into the room...how embarassing!
Thunderfap by SallieKatt May 1, 2011

Thundertard 

A person whose retardation level is so far beyond regular retardation levels that it is as obvious and unquestionable as thunder.
He slapped a gorilla while wearing a sombrero and pushing a baby in a shopping cart and smoking? What a thundertard!
Thundertard by Thugbug April 21, 2014

Thunderfap 

When your entire body cramps up from a single masturbation session with the most glorious orgasm you've ever had.
Damn dude, I saw some shit so crazy last night I thunderfapped and spent the morning in the ICU
Thunderfap by Marcus Kraulter November 19, 2011

thundercap 

A head piece worn when battling in Thunderdome
Put on your thundercaps everybody, we're opening Thunderdome!
thundercap by The Dr B January 25, 2007

Thundertyper 

one who types obnoxiously loud or with great force
The thundertyper sitting behind me at the coffee shop needs to take out his anger on something other than his laptop.
Thundertyper by jquinnmiller April 5, 2011

italian thunderfap 

the act of fapping so hard while playing super Mario, that it sounds like thunder
Mike: dude, what happened to your arm? did you hit the gym or something?
Mark: nope
Mike: then what?
Mark Italian thunderfap!
Mike: all day everyday!
italian thunderfap by Dr. Dro October 7, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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