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Thunderfap 

When your entire body cramps up from a single masturbation session with the most glorious orgasm you've ever had.
Damn dude, I saw some shit so crazy last night I thunderfapped and spent the morning in the ICU
Thunderfap by Marcus Kraulter November 19, 2011

italian thunderfap 

the act of fapping so hard while playing super Mario, that it sounds like thunder
Mike: dude, what happened to your arm? did you hit the gym or something?
Mark: nope
Mike: then what?
Mark Italian thunderfap!
Mike: all day everyday!
italian thunderfap by Dr. Dro October 7, 2013

Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.
Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.
Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

hurricane thunderclap

A person who lives an intense and beautifully meaning filled life but dies in an unexpected and profound way due to some sort of personal err in physical, emotional or mental judgment.

aluminum thunderflush 

A tankless toilet (usually made from stainless steel but not always) that has an exceptionally powerful flush; such toilets are known to devour things like paper towels, socks, full rolls of rollios -- items which would clog up an ordinary shitbowl.

Suicide-resistant prison combys (they are made of metal and have a lavatory on top & a seatless toilet below; almost exclusively found in jail & prison cells) are thought to have been the originator for the phrase, "aluminum thunderflush".
Hey John!
Want to see something kewl?
Come over here and look at this...{places the end of a roll of bungwipe into the toilet water, flushes}. Check out how fast this aluminum thunderflush devours a whole roll of TP!!! See, it ate the whole roll with just two flushes!!!
aluminum thunderflush by Telephony September 7, 2013

Thunderfrost 

The name given to the slash pairing between the adopted brothers Thor Odinson and Loki Laufeyson, originally characters from Norse mythology, but now usually related to the Marvel comics and more recently the movies 'Thor' and 'The Avengers'.

The name relates to the fact that Thor is the god of thunder and Loki is the son of the frost giant Laufey.
The terms is used mostly among fangirls on Tumblr. Another name for Thunderfrost is Thorki.
1. Fangirl on Tumblr: OMG Thunderfrost is giving me SO MANY FEELINGS adghslajvhafgsfdja

2. Other fangirl on Tumblr: Hey, have you seen this sweet new Thunderfrost fanart? They're so perfect together!
Thunderfrost by Leavinghome November 13, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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