thuft

soft, cute, fuzzy, furry..any of the sorts.

that puppy is soooo thuft! Thufty is being thuft right now!

by troopaloop October 20, 2012

Thuft

Fuckin soft, cute, fuzzy, furry..any of the sorts.

She is thuft!!! Thufty is being THUFT!

by The Dutchess October 29, 2008

Thuft

Past tense of thieving

Laura, you're thieving the meme I thuft?

by franktank4 November 15, 2025

Tufty wump

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

boob theft

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.

“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft

by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022

Identity Theft Enabler's Act

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011