thrust fund 

An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.

Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.

thrust fund by QuacksO December 4, 2022

Thrust Fund Recipient 

A young attractive female who has no, or little, visible means of support, living a wealthy lifestyle through the generosity of a wealthy man. Sometimes the gifting from the man is through make work, such as handling one high dollar real estate deal so that the thrust fund recipient can live off of the commission for a long period of time.

She sells one $20M piece of real estate every year for a commission of nearly 800k - She's a thrust fund recipient.

Thrust Fund Recipient by Wrangler of Skanks March 12, 2025

Trust fund kid 

Rich person who gets away with everything by using money

Yo trust fund kid don't be such a jumin Han

Trust fund kid by That one tomato August 21, 2017

Trust Fund Hockey

A slang term for the sport, lacrosse.

All those boys at Dalhousie play hockey alright, trust fund hockey.

Trust Fund Hockey by LaughingMad April 28, 2011

trust fund baby 

A young person whose parents are wealthy and have set up a trust for their son or daughter. The trust fund ensures that the child will be taken care of financially for life.

That guy is a trust fund baby. Since he doesn't need to work, he's just going to law school to pass the time and to learn how to protect his inheritance when the time comes.

trust fund baby by Jack654 September 23, 2008

Until the trust fund runs out 

As long as I am able

I don't have Internet access of my own, but I'm gonna keep stealing wi-fi from my neighbor until the trust fund runs out.

Until the trust fund runs out by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008

trust fund kid 

a rich child whose parents put money in a trust for their child to use as they please

or

an orphan of rich parents/grandparents/relatives and is now living off a trust until they're of age or until they get off their butt to work for money

Sheila is a trust fund kid whose parents enter $2000 a month into her fund but can't use it until she's 21.

trust fund kid by JenJen November 11, 2003