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Three Hole Qualified 

A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.
When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.
Three Hole Qualified by Pool Guy December 15, 2008

Three Hole Goal 

The act of pursuing penetration in all three orifices of a woman in one sexual session.
"Last night was awesome I got my three hole goal and it wasn't even my birthday!"

"I got one thing on my mind...a three hole goal"

"Your sister gave up the 3HG"
Three Hole Goal by Steven H Mills December 20, 2009

Three-hole Punched 

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.
"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

three hole slut 

A woman who enjoys insertion in any/all of the predominant three sexual orifices (orifi?). Not neccesarily derogatory, but not polite dinner conversation.
"Where can I cum baby?"
"Anywhere, everywhere, please!"
"C'mon, tell me."
"In my ass, in my cunt, in my mouth."
"Are you my little three hole slut?"
"Yes baby, please."

three hole buffet 

A type of sex party where 3 women are placed in rooms, and each is assigned a "hole" to service with. One is used in the mouth, another the vagina, and the third in the ass.
Did you hear that tri-delt is having a three hole buffet tonight to benefit AIDS research?
three hole buffet by bobo!! January 5, 2010

three hole skier 

When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.
I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.
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