Rynesdad's definitions

Cocktucker

A transgender biological male who tricks men into thinking they are having sex with a woman.

He thought he'd gotten a great blow job from a hot woman he met at the club, but the next day he found out he was a cocktucker.

by Rynesdad January 1, 2014

Joyslick

The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.

After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.

by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad April 13, 2016

sticking cousins

Blood cousins who have sex with each other.

They were just kissing cousins, but after a drunken night in bed together they became sticking cousins.

by Rynesdad May 28, 2016

Compity

Feeling compassion and pity for a person.

Your woman cheated on you and you took her back? I feel compity for you.

by Rynesdad August 26, 2013

Golden Dick

A dick that is attached to a man who has the potential to be a sugar daddy.

When Brittany agreed to hook up with the 50 year old dude she figured She’d Be sucking a golden dick.

by Rynesdad October 26, 2017

Cocktamer

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.

She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.

by Rynesdad April 23, 2016