15 definitions by Rynesdad

That virgin passed out in bed with my buddy and was a virgone when she woke up.
by Rynesdad December 30, 2016
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A place like a nightclub on a slow night that is completely devoid of thots.
Me and my boys went to the club looking for a hookup, but the place was thotless.
by Rynesdad August 22, 2019
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Feeling compassion and pity for a person.
Your woman cheated on you and you took her back? I feel compity for you.
by Rynesdad July 13, 2013
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A list of the men who have penetrated a woman's vagina.
I got drunk with that cute guy and added him to my dick list.
by Rynesdad April 15, 2016
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A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.
My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.
by Rynesdad January 3, 2016
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The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.
After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.
by Rynesdad August 22, 2014
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A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.
I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.
by Rynesdad March 27, 2018
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