Tootless

You have no toots, noob

"HA HA TOOTLESS"

by MONKE MOMENT February 15, 2021

toothless sealion

An unkempt minge

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in

by PYeti March 24, 2023

Toothless

The jet black Night Fury dragon that appeared alongside main protagonist Hiccup as the deuteragonist in the 2010 movie "How To Train Your Dragon". He is initially aggressive towards Hiccup but becomes friends with him after Hiccup helps Toothless become airborne again, after Toothless' left tail fin was ripped off when Hiccup shot him down.

Noun:

Person: Dude, Toothless is my favorite dragon EVER.

by SSG1 February 9, 2018

tootles

variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.

Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles

by Margareet April 23, 2006

Sabre Toothless Tiger

n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.

DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"

DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"

DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"

by DudeA September 25, 2009

Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement

by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011