Thotification is a process most girls (especially in the UK) go through once they reach secondary school. Before, they would be innocent but afterwards, they would have a high boyfriend count or even a low boyfriend count but they would have committed sexual acts with other boys as a one off (under 16's one night stand, and be a thot). These acts would be committed at home or at parties and gaffs when people would be wasted. The girls who have gone through thotification will wear basically minimal clothes on own clothes day or wear clothes which would express their prominent body features (eg. tight jeans to show ass). Their clothes may be designer and these girls would wear lots of makeup and post revealing pictures on social media.
'Damn look at Sophie she's looking thicc, and you know she necked Jamie last Saturday'
'Yeh bro she's gone through thotification and become a thot.'
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.