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toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.
His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.
by _darb_ October 30, 2008
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Toolness

Your own individual attributes that make you, and define you as a tool. Every tool has there own essence, and varying degree of toolness that defines how big a tool he/she is.
Guy 1: "Hey man what do you think of Paul Teuttle Sr.?"

Guy 2: "I believe he exudes an extreme level of toolness, big- time. His pretentious handlebar mustache, teamed with his tight tanktops and roid'd up, tat'd up looking muscles, his losing personality, and the gay ass theme bikes he pays other people with skills to build for him, all contribute to his toolness."
by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012
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toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.
One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.
by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009
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tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world
Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!
by Chris December 1, 2004
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