toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ September 17, 2008

Tool

Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.

Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.

by BigCron August 12, 2009

Tool

An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.

Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool.

by Some dude1231 May 01, 2011

tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.

by tt February 19, 2003

The Tool

Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.

"Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga"

by be quiet December 19, 2008

tool

That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.

"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"

by toolguru October 23, 2007

tool on

to attack someone verbally; to gossip about someone.

Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.

by conjuror1 November 11, 2009