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Thot’s Principle 

A universal constant that states: “Hoes will forever be mad”
Guy 1: “dude that hoe over there is looking mad”
Guy 2: “they always are, she falls under Thot’s Principle!”

Thot’s Why 

A phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment to a thot.
You: I Wanna get some Dick for my pussy.
Me: Thot’s why she’s crazy.
Thot’s Why by gregben February 22, 2022

National Thot’s Day 

February 6th. The day Neilashem was born. The biggest HOE alive!!!!
Hey, did you know today is National Thot’s Day?
National Thot’s Day by taashmoney February 4, 2022

Schrodinger's Thot 

Have you ever seen a video with a hot girl in it but you're unsure whether it's okay to say she's hot or not because you don't know her age?

Schrodinger's Thot-

"a woman is both of age and not of age until specified one way or the other"
Guy 1: "check this video out. This girl in it is really hot."

Guy 2: "dude, she looks like she's fifteen."

Guy 1: "Schrodinger's Thot, bro."

Guy 2: "oh dang. Yeah, you right."
Schrodinger's Thot by JonLYu January 5, 2019

thot killer(s) 

An individual or group of men who are not whipped (see also:whipped), thus depriving women of their thiving acquisition of power.
Tog: dude fuck thots

Dust: just harness your inner thot killer(s)
thot killer(s) by The Tiger Lee March 30, 2016

Schrödinger's Thot 

Schrödinger's Thot is a female internet celebrity that's only famous because of her looks, but also really ugly and you're totally not attracted to her. They're in a quantum superposition between hot and not.
Chatter: "xddd you think people relly care about ur opinions??? men are only here bcuz they want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot by farco_ June 3, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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