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Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.
Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.
Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.
Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.
by Eric Selador January 8, 2010
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She's laughs when she feels like crying, prays when she feels like giving up. The baddest thing around town, she's nothing like the girls you ever seen before.
Don't get it twisted though; she's mean as a pitbull and sweet like candy.
She's laughs when she feels like crying, prays when she feels like giving up. The baddest thing around town, she's nothing like the girls you ever seen before.
Don't get it twisted though; she's mean as a pitbull and sweet like candy.
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Person 1: Oh look at that great guy. His name is Torsten.
Person 2: I know but look at the amazing guy over there! His name is Thorsten.
Person 1: No, you are right, wow! Let’s go and fuck Thorsten.
Person 2: I know but look at the amazing guy over there! His name is Thorsten.
Person 1: No, you are right, wow! Let’s go and fuck Thorsten.
by Flo68 February 15, 2021
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