thorn cock

A cock with horns like lil nas x

That dude got a thorn cock

by Yaboyja February 14, 2022

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

Thor's Cock

When hitting from behind you shove a 9V battery up your ass and zap her with your cock.

I hooked up with these Victoria Secret models, one shoved a battery in my butt so I gave her friends some of Thor's Cock.

by Fred Bear June 19, 2018

cock-a-thon

To describe a huge problem or 'cock-up' of gargantuan proportions.

Sean - "fook me did ya see the game last night?"

J-Blo -"Aye - what a bloody cock-a-thon that was!"

by herbie-T September 27, 2007

cock-a-thon

an event when a girl uses both her hands, mouth, even feet for a special celebration for her male partner with a great fulfillment finale

Joyce gave her husband a cock-a-thon to celebrate his promotion

by gringo feliz October 7, 2013