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A girls crock after one day of not being shaved
Dam that bitch has a massive thorn bush
by Mr. Smokes Cock May 10, 2004
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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when you take you dick and have the girl put her fingernails on your dick and cuts it up. But she has to have a bush
That girl gave me a Thorn Bush last night
by bakahaka March 06, 2010
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when you fall into a cactus or a thornbush and your pubic area has torn in it
Mitzy cooly fell off her bike into a thorny bush and now she has a thorn bush
by mitzy February 02, 2005
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