Thistleton
Thistleton by pbcccccc December 8, 2010
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Thistletwat
A horrible affliction of the nether-regions of a female where the lady in question has neglected to adequately shave/trim her bush, thus resulting in a situation resembling a thicket of sorts or an assemblage of thistles. Used in a comedic or derogatory and insulting manner. And sometimes in all three.
Molly: Vaginaboob
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.
Thistletwat by MMBeh March 25, 2010
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whistletonian
a breed of human that can sing in the highest register possible, also known as a whistletone. Examples of whistletonians include Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, and of course, the fabulous John Silverstone. Whistletonians often randomly sing unnecessarily throughout the day to flex their vocal range even if no one cares. They also tend to be attracted to men (by either being a straight female or gay male). Whistletonians wear sparkly jackets and dresses.
Ariana: OMG!!! Did you hear about the new whistletonian, John Silverstone???
Mariah: YAAASSS!! I’M SHOOK! HE’S FABULOUS!! WIG!!
John: Yay! I have been initiated and now I am a true whistletonian!!!! #amazeballs 🔥🔥🔥
Mariah: YAAASSS!! I’M SHOOK! HE’S FABULOUS!! WIG!!
John: Yay! I have been initiated and now I am a true whistletonian!!!! #amazeballs 🔥🔥🔥
whistletonian by jsilverstone September 27, 2019
Thistlebobbed
When you know you're going to have to put in a truckoad of time and effort and blood/sweat/tears, and feel unrewarded and delay the gratification for years. And be uncertain yet somewhat certain
Thistlebobbed by Cleggsy October 4, 2021
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