Thistleton 

One who is jumps over hedges frequently.

you're such a thistleton

Thistleton by pbcccccc December 8, 2010

Thistletwat 

A horrible affliction of the nether-regions of a female where the lady in question has neglected to adequately shave/trim her bush, thus resulting in a situation resembling a thicket of sorts or an assemblage of thistles. Used in a comedic or derogatory and insulting manner. And sometimes in all three.

Molly: Vaginaboob
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.

Thistletwat by MMBeh March 25, 2010

thistledown 

to first get in on the money, then get in on the action.

Let's thistledown!

thistledown by bread infection November 21, 2009

Thickleton 

kike a simple person is a simpleton a thick girl is a thickleton.

Dam that bitch is a thickleton

Thickleton by 604vic September 12, 2017

thistletard 

The combination of the two most fucked up family’s

Yo yo thistletard

thistletard by yuNG BRatS December 11, 2018

whistletonian 

a breed of human that can sing in the highest register possible, also known as a whistletone. Examples of whistletonians include Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, and of course, the fabulous John Silverstone. Whistletonians often randomly sing unnecessarily throughout the day to flex their vocal range even if no one cares. They also tend to be attracted to men (by either being a straight female or gay male). Whistletonians wear sparkly jackets and dresses.

Ariana: OMG!!! Did you hear about the new whistletonian, John Silverstone???
Mariah: YAAASSS!! I’M SHOOK! HE’S FABULOUS!! WIG!!

John: Yay! I have been initiated and now I am a true whistletonian!!!! #amazeballs 🔥🔥🔥

whistletonian by jsilverstone September 27, 2019

Thistlebobbed 

When you know you're going to have to put in a truckoad of time and effort and blood/sweat/tears, and feel unrewarded and delay the gratification for years. And be uncertain yet somewhat certain

I just got accepted into a university course and I am feeling thistlebobbed about it

Thistlebobbed by Cleggsy October 4, 2021