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The Third Option

To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.
Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!
The Third Option by TheSwineFlew January 24, 2011

The Third Option

If you believe you are forced to choose between two undesirable options, there is always a way out by taking the third option, which is to kill yourself.
Person A: "Would you rather listen to Oasis or to Limp Bizkit for 72 hours straight?"
Person B: "I would probably choose the third option!"
The Third Option by Perry269 April 15, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004