To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.
Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!
by TheSwineFlew January 23, 2011
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n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt.
Mitch: You get some aisss last night?
Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.
by roller May 06, 2005
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