Definitions by Perry269
The Third Option
If you believe you are forced to choose between two undesirable options, there is always a way out by taking the third option, which is to kill yourself.
Person A: "Would you rather listen to Oasis or to Limp Bizkit for 72 hours straight?"
Person B: "I would probably choose the third option!"
Person B: "I would probably choose the third option!"
The Third Option by Perry269 April 15, 2026