Thinkest

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The mastermind in the class or work or in-game.
But with a twist. He/She is the most creative person but too lazy to create it.

This job is made for Thinkest.
I stole Thinkest's idea but it was too complicated to understand.
I'm so Thinkest. I have so many ideas but am too lazy to do it.

Thinkest by Thinkest November 22, 2021

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Thinksturbate

Masturbating while thinking of what to do for the day.

Charlie: Whataya wanna do today?

Me: I dunno. Lets thinksturbate on it.

Charlie: Get the Jergens

Thinksturbate by BrownBearLHHS September 8, 2011

Almighty Thinnest

The quite appropriate name give by some to Jhonen Vasquez,due to his almighty power and thin body shape. Supposedly rooted from the Invader Zim characters Almighty Tallest,which are the tallest and therefore most powerful members of the Irken race.

Guy:"Finally the JTHM is mine! Heil Vasquez the Almighty Tallest!"
0TTR: wordShiggity shiggity shwa/word.

Almighty Thinnest by 0niTTRay November 8, 2003

thinksturbate

The claimed ability of some women to achieve orgasm through THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING.

According to these femme fatales, they simply think sexy- no touching, no rubbing of thighs together, and certainly no discreet dildo- and eventually release comes in the form of an orgasm.

MRI tests of thoughtsturbatrixes have had inconclusive results at best.

Carmen Craven thinksturbated twice in the span of an hour, so that she could keep still for her MRI.

thinksturbate by Thinkin' Harder March 10, 2008

thinkstapated

when you have a thought in your head and it won't come out, and it's clogging the way of other thoughts

Patrick's been thinkstapated from his medical exam while he waits for his results

thinkstapated by bernbe01 January 5, 2010

thinkept

adj. maintained as thin

Lily is thinkept; she is keeping thin after having lost 10 pounds.

thinkept by thin for life September 20, 2012

National post the thickest girl you know day.

On December 26, post your thickest friend, girlfriend, or best friend. This day is for the thickest of the thick.

I posted Beyoncé today, she’s thick.
I love National post the thickest girl you know day.

National post the thickest girl you know day. by Thick girl day December 25, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026