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Thinksturbate 

Masturbating while thinking of what to do for the day.
Charlie: Whataya wanna do today?

Me: I dunno. Lets thinksturbate on it.

Charlie: Get the Jergens
Thinksturbate by BrownBearLHHS September 8, 2011

Almighty Thinnest 

The quite appropriate name give by some to Jhonen Vasquez,due to his almighty power and thin body shape. Supposedly rooted from the Invader Zim characters Almighty Tallest,which are the tallest and therefore most powerful members of the Irken race.
Guy:"Finally the JTHM is mine! Heil Vasquez the Almighty Tallest!"
0TTR: wordShiggity shiggity shwa/word.
Almighty Thinnest by 0niTTRay November 8, 2003

thinksturbate 

The claimed ability of some women to achieve orgasm through THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING.

According to these femme fatales, they simply think sexy- no touching, no rubbing of thighs together, and certainly no discreet dildo- and eventually release comes in the form of an orgasm.

MRI tests of thoughtsturbatrixes have had inconclusive results at best.
Carmen Craven thinksturbated twice in the span of an hour, so that she could keep still for her MRI.
thinksturbate by Thinkin' Harder March 10, 2008

thinkstapated

when you have a thought in your head and it won't come out, and it's clogging the way of other thoughts
Patrick's been thinkstapated from his medical exam while he waits for his results
thinkstapated by bernbe01 January 5, 2010

thinkept 

adj. maintained as thin
Lily is thinkept; she is keeping thin after having lost 10 pounds.
thinkept by thin for life September 20, 2012

National post the thickest girl you know day. 

On December 26, post your thickest friend, girlfriend, or best friend. This day is for the thickest of the thick.
I posted Beyoncé today, she’s thick.
I love National post the thickest girl you know day.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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