Thinkest 

The mastermind in the class or work or in-game.
But with a twist. He/She is the most creative person but too lazy to create it.

This job is made for Thinkest.
I stole Thinkest's idea but it was too complicated to understand.
I'm so Thinkest. I have so many ideas but am too lazy to do it.

Thinkest by Thinkest November 22, 2021

Thinksturbate 

Masturbating while thinking of what to do for the day.

Charlie: Whataya wanna do today?

Me: I dunno. Lets thinksturbate on it.

Charlie: Get the Jergens

Thinksturbate by BrownBearLHHS September 8, 2011

Almighty Thinnest 

The quite appropriate name give by some to Jhonen Vasquez,due to his almighty power and thin body shape. Supposedly rooted from the Invader Zim characters Almighty Tallest,which are the tallest and therefore most powerful members of the Irken race.

Guy:"Finally the JTHM is mine! Heil Vasquez the Almighty Tallest!"
0TTR: wordShiggity shiggity shwa/word.

Almighty Thinnest by 0niTTRay November 8, 2003

thinksturbate 

The claimed ability of some women to achieve orgasm through THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING.

According to these femme fatales, they simply think sexy- no touching, no rubbing of thighs together, and certainly no discreet dildo- and eventually release comes in the form of an orgasm.

MRI tests of thoughtsturbatrixes have had inconclusive results at best.

Carmen Craven thinksturbated twice in the span of an hour, so that she could keep still for her MRI.

thinksturbate by Thinkin' Harder March 10, 2008

thinkstapated

when you have a thought in your head and it won't come out, and it's clogging the way of other thoughts

Patrick's been thinkstapated from his medical exam while he waits for his results

thinkstapated by bernbe01 January 5, 2010

thinkept 

adj. maintained as thin

Lily is thinkept; she is keeping thin after having lost 10 pounds.

thinkept by thin for life September 20, 2012

National post the thickest girl you know day. 

On December 26, post your thickest friend, girlfriend, or best friend. This day is for the thickest of the thick.

I posted Beyoncé today, she’s thick.
I love National post the thickest girl you know day.

National post the thickest girl you know day. by Thick girl day December 25, 2020