Thinking Gay

When you're not thinking straight.

"Why did you just push on the pull door?"
"I don't know what I was doing... I was thinking gay"

by Doorfingers September 11, 2020

Think of Gay!

A phrase to describe a method of delaying premature ejaculation. Basically, it entails thinking about an ugly bastard of a ginger so you dont blow too soon.

Oh crap, I'm gonna cum too soon if I don't do something about it. I know, I'll think of Gay!

by Stranger in Moscow April 21, 2011

who thinks usher is gay?

I DO!
usher is a mutha fuckin nigger wannabe wigger who has all chigga chigga friends. lolz. I fuckin hate usher so much only cuz valerie loves him to death! LIKE EW!! double ew!

eeeeeeeeww! I caught usher in his muthers bed w/ his brotherz!

by Jimbo LollyPop! March 26, 2005

i think ur dad gay

when your dad and uncle are hugging and your friend asks this
it is also the best thing to say at a or at your friends stepdad's houuse.

and the last alternative definition is u have a dad, and he's gay.

server: my dad owns this resturaunt!
me: i don't wanna say this but, i think ur dad gay.

friend: these are my dads; phil and destroy from the mc rak-up family.
me: i think your dads gay.

by ur parents gay November 10, 2021

think gay

Think clearly. A gay way to say think straight.

I'm so tired I can't think gay anymore.

by Unbeloved Versatile Gay Femboy October 10, 2023