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The baddest bitch on the block. If you meet a Thessica just know you were blessed.
“Hey do you know Thessica?”

“Yea man she’s bad asf
thessica by Ushyygushhyymypussy November 22, 2021
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A woman Commonly gorgeous. Who has defined herself to be a woman with her head on her shoulders. Very rarely will you ever meet a Tessica so cherish the Moment because they are so unique and can Never be replaced.
Tessica is a role model.
Tessica by Steven @ hogs August 3, 2011
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awesome broski that u always have a good laugh with
Person: Who’s Tessica?
Me: That chick that was making weird food combinations with me in my basement.
Tessica by howdynugget April 17, 2022
The name of one of the dumbest people around widely known for using gorilla glue as hair spray. Also known as Gorilla Glue Girl .
Did you hear about Tessica?
Yes, shes a dumb fuck
cumming on the asshole, then scooping it off with a chip and eating it.
Boy! I sure did have fun Tessica-ing you last night.
tessica by mb050991 September 28, 2008
A bean who plays waterpolo and flicks others beans.
Tessica is flicking someone's bean while playing waterpolo!
Tessica by NotGarold January 19, 2024
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