Tessica

A woman Commonly gorgeous. Who has defined herself to be a woman with her head on her shoulders. Very rarely will you ever meet a Tessica so cherish the Moment because they are so unique and can Never be replaced.

Tessica is a role model.

by Steven @ hogs August 3, 2011

Tessica

awesome broski that u always have a good laugh with

Person: Who’s Tessica?
Me: That chick that was making weird food combinations with me in my basement.

by howdynugget April 17, 2022

Tessica

The name of one of the dumbest people around widely known for using gorilla glue as hair spray. Also known as Gorilla Glue Girl .

Did you hear about Tessica?
Yes, shes a dumb fuck

by BSSP is a fat hoe dick sucker February 15, 2021

tessica

cumming on the asshole, then scooping it off with a chip and eating it.

Boy! I sure did have fun Tessica-ing you last night.

by mb050991 September 28, 2008

Tessica

A bean who plays waterpolo and flicks others beans.

Tessica is flicking someone's bean while playing waterpolo!

by NotGarold January 19, 2024

testicalls

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.

(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.

by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

Testicality

When one or both of your testicals suffer a serious trauma.

I suffered a testicality when a soccer ball hit me right in the balls.

by cjl77 August 28, 2021