A fast learner that becomes great at everything, extremely good looking, and is very good with his lips. Well known and an exceptionally nice guy. Gets all the women he chooses, although he usually only chooses one....usually.
women #1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7: "THERE'S THEBES!! GET HIM!"
Thebes: "sorry ladies, not today"
by thebadiya the great January 20, 2010
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EARL Keorapetse - Thebe - Kgositsile - William - Neruda
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An army comprised of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. The army won every battle until it was finally defeated by Philip of Macedonia and his son Alexander the Great. When Philip saw the lovers dead side by side, he wept and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered any thing that was base." He then buried them with honor. Plato wrote about their code of ethics.
"If there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour, and emulating one another in honour; and when fighting at each other's side, although a mere handful, they would overcome the world. For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms? He would be ready to die a thousand deaths rather than endure this. Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger? The veriest coward would become an inspired hero, equal to the bravest, at such a time; Love would inspire him." Plato: "Symposium"
by Calad Sigilon April 20, 2004
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Thebe is a person who loves Stardew Valley and axolotls
Thebe is playing on a switch in class again
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A thebe is a very funny guy, he's a great guy to be around he will protect the ones he loves, he likes eating cake, he loves his siblings. Thebe is a tall person, he likes to drink beer and he doesn't do his homework he just sits down and watches TV, Thebe loves children Thebe is an amazing guy but he's lazy sometimes, he likes hanging out with girls and girls only, thebe is an overprotective person sometimes
A thebe is awesome
Thebe- always ready to do something
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What detractors say to discredit the ancient Egyptians. In reality, the citizens of that area were little different statistically from folks elsewhere in the world at the time... there were the nice ones, and then there were the not-so nice ones.
Anybody who believes that there's no honor among Thebes hasn't read the history books --- it was a typical "mixed bag" of people, just like with civilizations everywhere.
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