these ones
these ones by jcwla January 10, 2008
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these ones
A hand gesture that requires the arm to be raised to approximately head height, the three middle fingers pointing inward and the pinky finger and thumb outstreched. The hand is then quickly and repeatedly twisted from side to side. Usually seen being used on pathetic Vietnamese dancefloors by overly enthusiastic red headed losers who think the DJ's lame techno re-mix of volare, followed by 'let's get loud' by J-Lo (for the 3rd time in an hour) actually warrants the aforementioned dancefloor being labelled the "best dancefloor ever!!" The act of giving 'these ones' will be frowned upon by all except stocky quiff haired wank-a-holics who are too intoxicated to realise that the dancefloor in question would actually be less lame if the DJ spun a Nicki Webster mega-mix.
Pete - "Man, that was the best dancefloor ever! I was high fiving the DJ, and giving him these ones!" (Pete then demonstrates the act of giving 'these ones')
these ones by Chris April 13, 2005
Catch these ones
A phrase a ghetto white person typically named Liam, Colin, Noah, Kaitlyn, Abigail, or Sarah would use when trying to be big bad and tough.
“You tryna catch these ones?”
“What is you waitin for?! Is you gonna catch her ones or nah???”
“Pull up you fag you’re gonna catch these ones.”
“If I hear you talking shit imma make sure you catch these ones. PERIODT!”
“What is you waitin for?! Is you gonna catch her ones or nah???”
“Pull up you fag you’re gonna catch these ones.”
“If I hear you talking shit imma make sure you catch these ones. PERIODT!”
Catch these ones by factmachine December 30, 2019
those ones
those ones by jcwla January 17, 2008
there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make
there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018
to put (oneself) yourself out there
A verb complex used in a dating concerning context, which means to give other people and yourself a chance to get to know somebody who might be dating material. This can include being open to new types of people, to not judge directly and not think about the fact too much and just to let it happen.
A: I will never have a relationship/someone/soulmate etc.
B: You just have to put (oneself) yourself out there!
B: You just have to put (oneself) yourself out there!
to put (oneself) yourself out there by innilagrand June 20, 2018
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