Definitions by jcwla

AWYW 

AWYW = And whatever you want.

Used by fatties (or just those with ravenous appetites) after enumerating a laundry list of desired items, to indicate that all the aforesaid items are meant exclusively for them.

Dustin: I'm gonna run by Coffee Bean on my way home. Need anything?

Drew: A large White Chocolate Dream ice blended, butter croissant, blueberry muffin, and chocolate danish. AWYW.

AWYW by jcwla October 3, 2011

those ones 

A redundant way for uneducated people to say "those."

Your friend: "Do you like those ones?"
You: "Yeah, _those_ are nice."

those ones by jcwla January 17, 2008

these ones 

A redundant way for uneducated people to say "these."

Your friend: "Do you like these ones?"
You: "Yeah, _these_ are nice."

these ones by jcwla January 10, 2008

two and two

How long a commercial break lasts; i.e., two minutes and two seconds.

"We'll be back in two and two." -- Chuck Woolery on "Love Connection"

two and two by jcwla January 2, 2007