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Tephani
Tephani by hi_howareyou May 13, 2020
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tephani
person 1: Stephanie can you help me
Stephanie: My name is now tephani for tic toc
person 1: oh okay?
Stephanie: My name is now tephani for tic toc
person 1: oh okay?
tephani by xoxopeahyvibbesxoxo June 10, 2020
Theophilus
A highly intelligent sentient being with a name derived from the agglomeration of all the names of the Gods. Theophilus possesses great physical beauty, and is said to be the inspiration of Adonis.
Unparalleled strength, integrity and acuity, Theophilus is understandably the desire of all women on Earth, and some wayward men.
Crossing Theophilus in any way is unheard of and unsought of. Not only is Theophilus able to atomize anything with his incredibly breath-taking piercing, clear brown eyes, he has Chuck Norris at his personal beck and call.
Riches and power appeal not to this great being, but rather he exists, simply because he does.
Unparalleled strength, integrity and acuity, Theophilus is understandably the desire of all women on Earth, and some wayward men.
Crossing Theophilus in any way is unheard of and unsought of. Not only is Theophilus able to atomize anything with his incredibly breath-taking piercing, clear brown eyes, he has Chuck Norris at his personal beck and call.
Riches and power appeal not to this great being, but rather he exists, simply because he does.
Theophilus by Camane September 3, 2010
TheHog26
Sexual maneuver where two partners are in the 69 position and each has a finger in the other partners anus. Each person tries to push the other's finger out with a fart until either one person wins or one person shits. Which ever comes first.
TheHog26 by Johnny American October 5, 2007
TheHoundDogger
TheUnknownDogger: TheHoundDogger is dead 🦀
Everyone else: Bruh, he just ruined our server by giving TheUnknownDogger ownership
Everyone else: Bruh, he just ruined our server by giving TheUnknownDogger ownership
TheHoundDogger by TheUnknownDogger October 9, 2020
tephone
{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?
{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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