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theophilos by Sexy-T March 22, 2017
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Theophilus
A highly intelligent sentient being with a name derived from the agglomeration of all the names of the Gods. Theophilus possesses great physical beauty, and is said to be the inspiration of Adonis.
Unparalleled strength, integrity and acuity, Theophilus is understandably the desire of all women on Earth, and some wayward men.
Crossing Theophilus in any way is unheard of and unsought of. Not only is Theophilus able to atomize anything with his incredibly breath-taking piercing, clear brown eyes, he has Chuck Norris at his personal beck and call.
Riches and power appeal not to this great being, but rather he exists, simply because he does.
Unparalleled strength, integrity and acuity, Theophilus is understandably the desire of all women on Earth, and some wayward men.
Crossing Theophilus in any way is unheard of and unsought of. Not only is Theophilus able to atomize anything with his incredibly breath-taking piercing, clear brown eyes, he has Chuck Norris at his personal beck and call.
Riches and power appeal not to this great being, but rather he exists, simply because he does.
Theophilus by Camane September 3, 2010
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Reginald Theophilus the Third
Reginald is Disney's Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Created by Bri-Chan and Rain27 for their Alice/Mad Hatter fanfiction on LJ, "When Curiosity Met Insanity (WCMI)." Reginald is known for his extreme attempts to woo Alice, an inexplicable love for tea, and obsession with hats. On Sundays, a group of fangirls will follow him around Disneyland.
Also known as El Sombrero Loco, Psycho, Squishy, Reggie, Grasshopper, Sweet, Badges, or the crazy hat man playing musical chairs at the Coca-Cola Corner.
Also known as El Sombrero Loco, Psycho, Squishy, Reggie, Grasshopper, Sweet, Badges, or the crazy hat man playing musical chairs at the Coca-Cola Corner.
Oh, look! Bri-Chan and Rain27 updated WCMI! Reggie's such a cutie.
OMG! Did you see Reginald today at musical chairs? His joke was hilarious!
"Mr. Theophilus-"
"The Third!"
"Stop it this instant," demanded Alice, holding back her true feelings for the poor Hatter.
Reginald Theophilus the Third is the greatest madman ever.
OMG! Did you see Reginald today at musical chairs? His joke was hilarious!
"Mr. Theophilus-"
"The Third!"
"Stop it this instant," demanded Alice, holding back her true feelings for the poor Hatter.
Reginald Theophilus the Third is the greatest madman ever.
Reginald Theophilus the Third by Emmelizabeth December 25, 2009
theophilopoulos
A Greek surname which is given to a person who is motivated to accomplish a difficult feat in their life.He/she is a remarkable person with an extraordinary personality. Makes sure that anyone around them has a smile on their face even though their own life is in turmoil.Might lack physical strength but you can sure as hell count on their iron will to get something done.Can defy the greatest odds just for the outcome of something positive.He/She believes they were born to do something no other person could ever dream of doing. A very ambitious,confident and talkative person.A person who is able to understand ones true feelings.A gem to spend and cherish your whole life with.
Person 1:Who is that confident person with the determination that has never been seen?
Person 2: That's just *name* Theophilopoulos
Person 2: That's just *name* Theophilopoulos
theophilopoulos by GentleBeing May 31, 2018
Theophilus
He's insanely intelligent, eyes like ancient still pools , A smile that'll song many SHAKING.He is pretty subtle and quiet ,(choses to preserve his cool) .Not so lovely in convos but Just Ask Him To sing you something then you'll see the clear picture. One of 5^ in terms of height but trust me Dynamite comes in small packages...Pretty aggressive but talk to him for a while the reason behind all of it is his immense sense of passion in everything he does...
The loveliest name of this time
From Ancient Greek Theophilos to Modern English Theophilus
Person 1 :Hey why doesn't Theo talk to me anymore
Person 2:The man is busy, you know.Writing his next hit single. Come with me I heard he's under the shade .
Person 3:I hope he talks to me this time
Person4:THERE HE IS
Person5:Sighs romantically
From Ancient Greek Theophilos to Modern English Theophilus
Person 1 :Hey why doesn't Theo talk to me anymore
Person 2:The man is busy, you know.Writing his next hit single. Come with me I heard he's under the shade .
Person 3:I hope he talks to me this time
Person4:THERE HE IS
Person5:Sighs romantically
Theophilus by MANGAI05 October 29, 2020
Theophila
She is the definition of a perfect girl. Very intelligent, ambitious, and yeah curvy. She wouldn’t take no for an answer. Lover girl but flirty and very curious to meet other men. She’s the girl every guy wants.
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