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A human who is usually a girl. She is a very kind person, and a daredevil at times. A very fun person to be around when she is in a good mood, but don't push your luck by teasing or bullying her.
Emily: Hey Theona!
Theona: Hey Emily!
Emily: I had a really fun time last night at your sleepover!
Theona: Yeah, it was really fun. We should do it again some time!
Theona by DJ.T3K July 13, 2011
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theona maria

That one bisexual friend. Obsessed with "H".Probably very private and reserved.
Vi la palas theona maria moment?
theona maria by Aolen May 20, 2022
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Theolalite 

Theolalite is just a word to describe someone with Gnosis (intuitive knowledge), who has full connection to their own Higher Self. Theola=Divine, Lite=Light. They carry the Divine spark within them, ignited by their compassion and the truth.

Theola is Greek for Divine.

Gnostic Theolalites believe - Do whatever you want, worship whatever you want, believe anything you want, so long as it hurts no one else and you don't force your views on anyone else.
On reaching a high level of spiritual attainment Sarah ignited her Divine Inner Light and became a Theolalite.

Theolalites are altruistic and want to live in harmony with nature.
Theolalite by KnowingOne May 25, 2013
The forced removal of one's genitalia.
Man, I wish that chick would've only taken my kidney, but I totally got Theon'd.
Theon'd by Clarkcsm May 20, 2013
Teona is a type of person who is beautiful in every way. She strives so much to be perfect she is bond to make the right decisions to not let no one down. She is a true leader who picks the right way instead of following. She has the best since of fashion. She doesnt settle for the same boring thing everyday she has to switch it up. And she doesn't realize she makes people fall in love with her by just being her.
Ur being so teona right now like I just wanna marry you.
Teona by Brownfatguys March 14, 2017

thenameshussy 

the worst thing to ever exist
i want to beat the everloving shit out of thenameshussy
thenameshussy by Werrywit May 29, 2022

theoneoddlygamer 

That one Femboy Twink on discord, His username is oddsoodd. He's made a carrd profile too. theoneoddlygamer.carrd.co
A: "Hey did you see theoneoddlygamer today?"
B: "Yeah he was chatting a lot."