theobro

an individual, typically a white evangelical Christian, who is either sucking off Thomas Aquinas or licking Greg Bahnsen's boot while posting on Twitter to alleviate the pain they experience every day from their dead-end job.

Normal Person: "Dude, you think it's cool that God torture ten-year-olds for his glory?!?"

Theobro: Yes.

by Calvinist James White April 21, 2021

theobro

A subspecies of bro focused on theology. Where a gym-bro would hang up a poster of Frank Zane in their bedroom, a Theobro would hang up a poster of Thomas Aquinas. Just like all other bro-types, the theobro bets his love-life on his hobbies. He hopes to one day win over the traditional woman of his dreams with his impressive knowledge of scripture and church fathers. Unfortunately, just like all other bro-types, he only attracts others like him.

Oh no, it looks like the theobros on Twitter are out in force again because someone asked if women pastors were okay.

by SaintGoku October 26, 2022

Thebroyolo1

A person who's an absolute chad with horse cock

Woah that dude looks like thebroyolo1

by Nickabitxh October 11, 2020

Theorotic

Being turned on by theories.

Becoming sexually aroused by the deeper meanings of life.

Damn bro, I got a hard on when Wonder Woman went all theorotic and explained Tetryonics!

by Adrienne Adele July 3, 2017

Theobromine

A chemical that is in chocolate. There's also caffeine and others.

Theobromine is a lesser version, so to speak, of caffeine. They are in the same chemical group.

by MCE626 May 18, 2016

theororist

One who overuses the phrase "In theory", beginning and ending sentences with the phrase on a daily basis.

In Theory, items shipping from china by airplane should arrive sooner than those by ship. Those items should have arrived today, in theory. If that theororist says "in theory" one more time I'm going to ship HIM to China.

by RoCo77 August 3, 2010

thebroyolo1

A compliment for very sexy people

Damn you lookin like Thebroyolo1 today

by TheBroyolo1 fan October 11, 2020