theminem 

See it’s Eminem except for non-binary

Feminist women love theminem chicka chicka chicka slim theydy I’m sick of them look at them walking around grabbing their you know what flipping the you know who, “yeah but they’re so cute though”

theminem by Unpleasant_python November 3, 2021

Thecinemassacretruth

When the Bimmy Rolfe is bald cuck has no time 5:40 with a onion taped to his mouth and duckwalking with his balls in the dick and climbing Sly's mountain while using Raycons and playing Rex Viper's Nintendo Power of Love (do you want him to suffer?) while Sly and Spielberg (ZorroFan) give him oscars (five of um) for making over 500 films and being curator of film and then Micro Mike starts doggystyling for two hours with his 10 inch dick (load was huge) while doing coke and eating McDonald's (no grocery store bullshit) while getting raped by Loco Bandito while Inspector Gadget is making brown bricks in Minecrap and then Justin shows with his KKK costume and starts raping a Gengar to death while he gets a heart attack from doing 5 seconds of exercise and then Kieran shows up and becomes a caveman and awakens an ancient beast and then Tony from Whack the Phallus shows up and starts laughing and quits Cinemassacre and then Newt starts plagiarizing a script and then Cooper starts humping Bpril's table and then Kyle shows up and he still doesn't get paid and then Bootsy comes back and plays baseball and dies for our sins (nothing but good memories), Big Ryan fan, btw. Electrons!!

Jimmy Rolfe: Uh-huh, those r/Thecinemassacretruth people sure seem like an asshole-ish variety, BUT THE REAL ASSHOLE-ISH VARIETY IS HAVING YOUR UNENCRYPTED DATA HARVESTED BY HACKERS, GOVERNMENTS AND CORPORATIONS!!!!1!

Thecinemassacretruth by Elmoingrouchland July 3, 2023

theminersdream5 

skill issue

theminersdream5 bald

theminersdream5 by the bob bot May 6, 2022

TheMinerKidv2 

The Coolest Guy Ever/around

Man i heard the TheMinerKidv2 is the coolest guy around just don’t anyone around please dont

TheMinerKidv2 by TheMinerKid v2 June 19, 2023