When the Bimmy Rolfe is bald
cuck has no time 5:40 with a onion taped to his mouth and duckwalking with his balls in the
dick and climbing Sly's mountain while using Raycons and playing Rex Viper's Nintendo Power of Love (do you want him to suffer?) while Sly and Spielberg (ZorroFan) give him oscars (five of um) for making over 500 films and being curator of film and then Micro Mike starts doggystyling for two hours with his 10 inch
dick (load was huge) while doing coke and eating McDonald's (no grocery store
bullshit) while getting raped by Loco Bandito while Inspector Gadget is making brown bricks in Minecrap and then Justin shows with his KKK costume and starts raping a Gengar to death while he gets a heart attack from doing 5 seconds of exercise and then Kieran shows up and becomes a caveman and awakens an ancient beast and then
Tony from Whack the Phallus shows up and starts laughing and quits Cinemassacre and then Newt starts plagiarizing a script and then
Cooper starts humping Bpril's table and then
Kyle shows up and he still doesn't get paid and then Bootsy comes back and plays
baseball and dies for our sins (nothing but good memories), Big Ryan fan, btw. Electrons!!
Jimmy Rolfe: Uh-
huh, those r/Thecinemassacretruth
people sure seem like an asshole-ish variety, BUT THE REAL ASSHOLE-ISH VARIETY IS HAVING YOUR UNENCRYPTED
DATA HARVESTED BY HACKERS, GOVERNMENTS AND CORPORATIONS!!!!1!
