theconomy 

The result of a way overused two-word combination where "the economy" is usually being blamed for one or several people's irresponsible financial actions.

Buck: "Dude, what happened to your quadsport and new trailer?!"

Andy: "My bank took it from me last night 'cause theconomy sucks!"

theconomy by thedacker October 15, 2009

theonoma 

The spread of religion throughout secular aspects of a community or society. May be malign or benign. From Greek theos (god) and -oma (disease, morbidity).

Like a lot of debilitating diseases, theonomas are best prevented rather than treated.
-Revere, Effect Measure.

theonoma by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Technomyopia

Technological near-sightedness resulting in unintended consequences of epic proportions.

Scientist: Hey, I just invented a mind reading device, now wives can know what their husbands are really thinking and there won't need to be anymore divorces.

Scientist's Wife: Oh my God, you pig! I want a divorce!

Divorce Lawyer: Now that's what I call a bad case of technomyopia.

Technomyopia by PeterPo June 3, 2009

sheconomy 

Noun: The female population in regard to dating.

yo, I'm juggling like 10 women right now. My sheconomy is booming, son!

sheconomy by dwattz August 15, 2010

TheColombo

When a guy cums in a girl's nostrils.

I performed TheColombo on that bitch.

TheColombo by Superman221 September 9, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020