Definitions by PeterPo

Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.

Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.

Sports Lag by PeterPo October 22, 2009

Rack MonKey 

An IT Term for a RACK Mounted "MONitor KEYboard and mouse" system. Also a term for a sys-admin or rack building tech.

Bossman: Hey Dexter, how you going to control all the servers in that rack.

Dexter: We'll use a Rack MonKey. A-duh.

Rack MonKey by PeterPo July 8, 2009

Greenergy 

An annoying word soon to come into use in this overly bleeding heart tree hugging society meaning energy from green sources.

Like, dude, I won't drive cars anymore until King Obama creates Greenergy.

Greenergy by PeterPo June 3, 2009

Technomyopia

Technological near-sightedness resulting in unintended consequences of epic proportions.

Scientist: Hey, I just invented a mind reading device, now wives can know what their husbands are really thinking and there won't need to be anymore divorces.

Scientist's Wife: Oh my God, you pig! I want a divorce!

Divorce Lawyer: Now that's what I call a bad case of technomyopia.

Technomyopia by PeterPo June 3, 2009

Zipdill 

Zipdill (noun). Having no dick or balls. Spineless.

Dude: Hey Fred, wanna hit a strip joint tonight?

Fred: No, my wife says I gotta help with the kids.

Dude: Jeez, what a zipdill.

Zipdill by PeterPo June 3, 2009