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12 guage headache
The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.
12 guage headache by MACV July 25, 2008
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convenient headache
Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
convenient headache by ZCMC March 30, 2009
mikegrain headache
A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
mikegrain headache by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
A Headache of 7th Graders
A Headache of 7th Graders by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020
Autotune Headache
Person 1: "Hey man, I'm gonna put on some Kanye West."
Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."
Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."
Autotune Headache by nothere413 September 8, 2010
headache booty
When a woman with a gargantuan hiny sits on your face and gives you a headache from the sheer mass of the ass, it can be said that the woman has a "headache booty"
Man: Dude Alexis and I did some freaky shit last night, I found out she's got a headache booty
Friend: That's just wrong man.
Friend: That's just wrong man.
headache booty by Mickey CoralSnake January 13, 2011
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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