the wombat 

The act of pushing back the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis and throwing said dick into the belly button of a larger proportioned woman, as if you are rereleasing an animal back into the wild.

I made an amateur porn the other night in my bedroom with sarah and did the wombat...too bad man vs. wild is already a show title.

the wombat by Mike Carini March 23, 2009

The Wombat 

A Fat ugly Creature.
The kingstone school is home to this disgusting creature. It would do anything for food

"dont get in the way of the wombat and its food"

The Wombat by fr00tsh00t January 23, 2009

The Wombat 

A stage move in which a singer thrusts forth his arm before punching the ground with his or her microphone, utilized primarily by Ssaturn Ypsilanti of world-famous musical outfit Bloody Newborn. Recently, however, many famous people have been stealing the wombat.

Naive Child: I saw Matt Shadows do the wombat last night, it was amazing and innovative.

Informed Child: You fool! That move was created by Ssaturn Ypsilanti!

The Wombat by Marcus Lynzowski December 24, 2008

The Wombat Foundation 

Is the foundation which its soul purpose is to help raise money for the poor wombat population and try to help bring them back from extinction. and to try and kill the vicious Red Ruffed Lemur.

I support the wombat foundation!

The Wombat Foundation by Billyroxmysox April 28, 2008

Larry The Wombat 

A Homosexual Wombat that stalks the streets of New York City with nothing but a pair of shoes and a fanny pack full of Glow-Sticks and Cigarettes.

If you run into Larry the Wombat out there give him some of this Candy.

Larry The Wombat by ChickenHacker July 6, 2016

stacking the wombat 

Still continuing to eat despite needing to take a poo

"man i'm stacking the wombat"
"i really need to take a shit, but this food is sooo tasty"

stacking the wombat by Shannon Doyle April 21, 2008

pat the wombat 

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

pat the wombat by cc-money July 25, 2007