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getting cleaned up for the weekend 

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...
shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

hymn for the weekend 

The best dang song by the band Coldplay
Hey I'm listening to hymn for the weekend!

whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job
Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

something for the weekend, Sir? 

a term once used by barbers to politely ask a customer if they would like to buy a packet of condoms.
Years ago it was illegal for shops to trade on a Sunday and most shops only opened for a few hours on a Sat morning also most local chemists only opened Mon - Fri. Men would often visit the barbers on a Friday evening to tidy them selves up for a date or evening in with the wife etc. the barber would usually offer the condoms as an add on sale at the end, by saying either "Would Sir like anything for the weekend?" or "something for the weekend, Sir?"

kids for the weekend 

A crap Band from portaferry who cant sing, dance or even well lets put it this way they have no talent BAHAHAHAHA
crap
ug
talentless
kids for the weekend
portaferry
kids for the weekend by Heroesnofan January 25, 2010

The Weekend Eve

Like Christmas Eve & New Year's Eve, you know you will get the next day off!

Every Friday is the weekend eve.
Dude 1: Dude it’s the weekend eve, LET'S GET FADED TONIGHT!

Dude 2: Sorry man, I work tomorrow...

Dude 1: (Silent for a bit) WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HOMIE!!!

(Picture Dude 1 walking away while flipping the bird)
The Weekend Eve by Bobbi Reyes December 31, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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