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the wasting 

The term for getting pished, stoned, both or fucked up in general.
1. Commence the wasting!

2. "I propose a toast, TO THE WASTING!!"
the wasting by the firing B.U.D February 5, 2009
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wasting the sexy 

the act of living with a criminally sexy man but not having sex with him despite ample opportunity.
I cannot believe Libby lives with a man that fine and is continuously wasting the sexy.
wasting the sexy by cheryl April 13, 2005

Stop Wasting the Tinfoil

A sharp metonymic allusion insult aimed at conspiracy theorists with wildly detached-from-reality claims. It mocks the classic trope of the paranoid tin-foil-hat wearer wasting household supplies on bizarre inventions, all based on the ridiculous premise that ordinary foil can somehow manipulate supernatural or interdimensional energy
Oh my god dude, stop wasting the tinfoil. There's no such thing as a land beyond the icewall and the earth isn't flat

I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave 

its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!
some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf

Stuck in the washing machine 

When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.
Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!

It's okay...

Sister feels pressure around her ass

Sister realises

W-what are you doing, step bro?!

Helping you~

On the washing machine 

A form of masturbation for women, In which they turn the washing machine on the sit on it. Most likely used during the spin cycle. Which on an uneven load can cause the machine to vibrate more.
Sarah sure loves spending time on the washing machine.

the Washington 

n. A soapy scrub down of the cock-and-balls at a luxury spa.
“Go see Gabe and ask him for the Washington. You won’t regret it!”
the Washington by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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