The Vacuum

When banging a girl doggystyle you grab her by the wrists and pull both arms back towards you. Thus causing her to nosedive into the bed/couch/floor. The moaning and heavy breathing causes a vacuum effect upon any surface her face comes in contact with. This move is not for the faint of heart but one that can yield spectacular results. In other words, it's a game changer.

This girl I date loves when I go caveman on her and put her in "the vacuum".

by Impact Jackson September 11, 2009

The Vacuum

Masturbating using a vacuum cleaner with the extra-wide hose attachment on.

Last night I performed The Vacuum. The air blowing past the exposed penis was subtle; some models can cause the foreskin to flutter.

by Gawky December 7, 2019

the vacuum cleaner

A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.

This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.

by killa park March 25, 2003

the vacuum got me

Subtle way of saying you have a hickie or multiple

The vacuum got me. What? My girlfriend gave me a bunch of hickies.

by socialstupidity November 13, 2014

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

grab the vacuum

Slang for masturbating or jacking off, used by those who do not want to say what they are really doing, as in beating off or spanking the monkey. An act in which a man pleasures himself by rubbing his penis until stuff comes out. Usually only able to be done once every 2 hours

hey umm i'll brb i just gotta grab the vacuum for a few minutes.

by Aliroth June 21, 2006

Henry the vacuum cleaner

Is a vaccum cleaner which cleans things up. And has a face on it. :)

"Did you know that Luke p, the one that lives in Bristol, uses Henry the vaccum cleaner to clean himself up after doing you know what, sometimes it does it for him ;)" said a normal person

"Wow that's horrible, only real crazy people would do that" replied another normal person.

Henry the vacuum cleaner. We love you.

by IKNOWWHEREYOULIVEv22 March 5, 2011