Definitions by Aliroth

grab the hoover 

Same as grab the vacuum meaning the act of masturbation. This act involves a man loving himself too much till his seed is released.

Dude she is so hot!!!! I am gonna grab the hoover, I'll brb after like 2 mins max.

grab the hoover by Aliroth June 21, 2006

grab the vacuum 

Slang for masturbating or jacking off, used by those who do not want to say what they are really doing, as in beating off or spanking the monkey. An act in which a man pleasures himself by rubbing his penis until stuff comes out. Usually only able to be done once every 2 hours

hey umm i'll brb i just gotta grab the vacuum for a few minutes.

grab the vacuum by Aliroth June 21, 2006