the turban
to wrap one's penis around his nut sack to form a shape looking somewhat like a turban. similar to the brain
the turban by The Gnar June 11, 2007
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Putting the turban on the Sheik
Putting the turban on the Sheik by yin August 5, 2004
Take off the turban
For an immigrant to a new country, to give up his old culture, dress, and speech and adopt the new country culture. Can also mean selling out, giving up your culture or background.
Used in some high schools in SF Bay Area that have a lot of immigrant students, especially from Asia. Some of the immigrant kids literally "take off the turban" that they used to wear and dress American.
Used in some high schools in SF Bay Area that have a lot of immigrant students, especially from Asia. Some of the immigrant kids literally "take off the turban" that they used to wear and dress American.
Komar is hanging with the goth kids and doesn't go to temple anymore. He really took off his turban.
Take off the turban by Bob Dibbs April 26, 2003
The Dirty Turban
When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"
Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?
Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!
Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!
The Dirty Turban by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009
the dirty turban
I advise only the dirty people try this...but its when you have anal sex with a condom on.. and then make the girl put it on and wear it as a hat. using the jizz as an adhesive.
the dirty turban by logedmikegook May 20, 2009
The Turbanator
A piss take of The Termintaor but with people that wear turbans hence the term Turbanator, Commonly referenced to a user of the PSN - TheTurbanator, Images Depict Asian guy with a turban rockin a gat. Images also use sun glasses or called "Stunnas" by TheTurbanator with the signature red dot on them from the terminator movies.
Hey man check out the turbanator over there!
oh shit it's the turbanator!
Duck son, it's the Turbanator!
Man i just got Turbanated!
oh shit it's the turbanator!
Duck son, it's the Turbanator!
Man i just got Turbanated!
The Turbanator by Nasatron April 14, 2008
The Turbinator
The Turbinator by b1nn7 August 25, 2006
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