the turban

to wrap one's penis around his nut sack to form a shape looking somewhat like a turban. similar to the brain

Yesterday in the lockerroom, i gave everyone the turban.

by The Gnar June 11, 2007

Putting the turban on the Sheik

When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.

Bob "I blew my load but luckly I had put the turban on the sheik."

by yin August 5, 2004

Take off the turban

For an immigrant to a new country, to give up his old culture, dress, and speech and adopt the new country culture. Can also mean selling out, giving up your culture or background.

Used in some high schools in SF Bay Area that have a lot of immigrant students, especially from Asia. Some of the immigrant kids literally "take off the turban" that they used to wear and dress American.

Komar is hanging with the goth kids and doesn't go to temple anymore. He really took off his turban.

by Bob Dibbs April 26, 2003

The Dirty Turban

When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"

Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?

Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?

Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!

Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!

by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009

the dirty turban

I advise only the dirty people try this...but its when you have anal sex with a condom on.. and then make the girl put it on and wear it as a hat. using the jizz as an adhesive.

edvin like to do the dirty turban.

by logedmikegook May 20, 2009

The Turbanator

A piss take of The Termintaor but with people that wear turbans hence the term Turbanator, Commonly referenced to a user of the PSN - TheTurbanator, Images Depict Asian guy with a turban rockin a gat. Images also use sun glasses or called "Stunnas" by TheTurbanator with the signature red dot on them from the terminator movies.

Hey man check out the turbanator over there!
oh shit it's the turbanator!
Duck son, it's the Turbanator!
Man i just got Turbanated!

by Nasatron April 14, 2008

The Turbinator

turban over metal exoskeletan

dude:dik move dude
the turbinator:ill be black!

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006