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Little Man on the Trampoline

The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.
My girl likes it when I show her the "little man on the trampoline"

The wet trampoline 

When a pragenant woman expells crap and smears in in a curculatory motion on her stomach. The man then masturbates in side the "shit curcle" and slaps the pragenant belly.
Cindy even though you are preagnant I still find you attractive. Let me give you the wet trampoline

The Bad Kind of Trampolining 

This unused and long term is used for when a NSFW video / gif or a normal video / gif is cropped to where someone "trampolining" looks like the person or thing is getting railed by something or someone.
Ben: Look at this anime character trampoline .
Jerome: Hm, that looks wrong.
Avery: Oh what the fuck, that's The Bad Kind of Trampolining.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026