the sturge

A rock radio station hosted by the Deathly Pallor (aka Strong Sad).

What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, "The Sturge!" Don't you touch that blabittablow!

the sturge by SMD January 29, 2005

Firing the Surgeon General 

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

Firing the Surgeon General by Android May 2, 2006

the surge 

when a terminally ill patient gets a sudden burst of energy before dying

essentially getting better before getting worse

person 1: is this the surge? or are they finally getting better
person 2: there’s no way to tell

the surge by myurbandictionarycom August 18, 2021

the studge dance 

The Studge Dance is a dance move made up by the wonderful -Mikey Cobban which happens to fit with every single song out there.

"Have you seen The Studge Dance?"

the studge dance by EEP2003 November 22, 2018

slurping the sturgeon 

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

slurping the sturgeon by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016

The Surge 

DP involving a Russian Man

Vladamir and I totally pulled the surge on Julie last night.

The Surge by Theserge October 17, 2008

The Surgery Resident 

When you have sexual intercourse utilizing your partner’s inguinal hernia as the receptive end of the act, with or without ejaculation into said hernia.

We got a little frisky last night and i totally gave my girlfriend’s hernia the surgery resident.

The Surgery Resident by kcommedic June 15, 2021