The Star Spangled Pussy 

When a guy is doing a girl in the vagina, and he's about to cum, he pulls out and jizzes on the perimeter of the vagina. He then gets paper stars and puts them where the cum is.

Armando was so tired after completing The Star Spangled Pussy on his girlfriend.

The Star Spangled Pussy by annonymouss D January 18, 2010

The Star-Spangled Banner 

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song.

It's also the one song when can tell a distinct difference in singing talent between vocal/musical legends who have proven themselves time and again and teen popstars when they sing it at football games or anywhere else.

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song. It's also the "sorting hat" in the vocalist world.

Whitney Houston, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix guitar Vietnam message...hell, even Mariah Carey.

VS

Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, etc.

The Star-Spangled Banner by Mai Valentine December 15, 2010

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner 

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance

Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.

The Star Wars scoring ladder by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011

The five star swing 

an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!

"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"

The five star swing by Cadgey101 May 1, 2008

The Star Wars sequels 

Absolutely DOG SHIT and ruins your entire childhood. This shit makes the prequels look like GOD made it himself. You are considered a retard if you like these and die for me

Yo I loved the Star Wars sequels, dude.
Me: while loads shotgun intently* then you will die.

The Star Wars sequels by The sequels are fucking trash May 6, 2021

The Star Wars Holiday Special 

The Star Wars Holiday Special is the greatest cinematic creation in all existence. Free to watch on YouTube, you will never find a better way to spend an hour and thirty-seven minutes of your day. Every aspect of the godly film is pure inspiration. That includes the masterful dialogue of the Wookiees, the amazing and delightful new characters such as Lumpy and Itchy, and even the four beautiful songs intertwined within the movie. When it was initially released, critics gave it a low score due to the fact that they were unable to comprehend the immense intricacies of the cinematography. It is often not included with the rest of the Star Wars franchise because of its extreme glory. It was so glorious that it was deemed one of the most dangerous movies of all time when it first premiered. This was because of its tendency to cause viewers to ascend to a new form of existence in alternate dimensions. Most hard copies of this film have been destroyed, however, it has been permanently imprinted on the internet for anyone lucky enough to watch. Overall, this movie is undoubtedly the most ambitious project ever attempted by man and simply the pinnacle of all creations made by humankind.

The Star Wars Holiday Special: a cinematic masterpiece.

The Star Wars Holiday Special by NileCrocodile August 2, 2020