2 definitions by NileCrocodile
A Hunter is a male person who is either extremely skinny or extremely strong. They are prone to sudden high pitched screams at seemingly random times Their main goal is to court females into a relationship using methods of fear and physical abuse. Hunters are somehow able to attract women with their looks, but have no ability to retain relationships. They are hyper-focused on one or two individuals and ignore all other romantic possibilities. However, they are also known to be very impulsive and engage in risky activities. This includes sticking paperclips into sockets as well as cuddling with multiple girls they don’t have romantic attraction to. Although they are impulsive, Hunters usually have the best intentions at heart and are generally good people.
by NileCrocodile March 11, 2020
The Star Wars Holiday Special is the greatest cinematic creation in all existence. Free to watch on YouTube, you will never find a better way to spend an hour and thirty-seven minutes of your day. Every aspect of the godly film is pure inspiration. That includes the masterful dialogue of the Wookiees, the amazing and delightful new characters such as Lumpy and Itchy, and even the four beautiful songs intertwined within the movie. When it was initially released, critics gave it a low score due to the fact that they were unable to comprehend the immense intricacies of the cinematography. It is often not included with the rest of the Star Wars franchise because of its extreme glory. It was so glorious that it was deemed one of the most dangerous movies of all time when it first premiered. This was because of its tendency to cause viewers to ascend to a new form of existence in alternate dimensions. Most hard copies of this film have been destroyed, however, it has been permanently imprinted on the internet for anyone lucky enough to watch. Overall, this movie is undoubtedly the most ambitious project ever attempted by man and simply the pinnacle of all creations made by humankind.
The Star Wars Holiday Special: a cinematic masterpiece.
by NileCrocodile August 3, 2020